Smell Like a Footballer

February 19th, 2006 | By: Trent | 17 Comments »

Ever thought to yourself, “Gee, for my big date tonight, I wish I smelled like an Ecuadorian goalkeeper.”? If so, you’re in luck. The FEF announced on Friday that the Ecuadorian national team will be introducing three new scents for the discriminating football fan.

This may seem like a bad idea, but please note that the name of the cologne is much worse than you imagined: DRIBBLING. And folks, that’s not translated from the Spanish. DRIBBLING will come in three fragrances: Dribbling Training, Dribbling 9, and Dribbling Celebration. Here’s hoping that the team will at least have occasion to wear the latter once or twice this summer.

Tags: cologne, DRIBBLING, Ecuador, FEF

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By World Cup 2006 - World Cup 2006 - Germany » Blog Archive » Something Stinks in Ecuador | February 19th, 2006 at 10:33 am

[...] Ecuador might not be the best team in this year’s World Cup but it have a secret weapon in Germany: perfume. The Ecuadoran football federation announced that the team will be launching three perfumes this week. The three scents are reportedly “very attractive” and according to the federation folks one of the scents will be “a young and dynamic aroma close to a top class sporting fragrance”. In other words, this one smells like a locker room. [...]

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By Dave | February 21st, 2006 at 3:56 pm

Down with cynicism! Be an el hombre moderno! Embrace the Dribbling!

By World Cup 2006 - World Cup 2006 - Germany » Blog Archive » Red and Yellow Cards of the World Cup Week | February 22nd, 2006 at 12:08 am

[...] Red card to bad odors. Now that the Ecuador line of perfume is available there’s no excuse for not smelling like freshly cut grass in April. Red card to Japan’s Boots. You would think the country could afford some quality shoes for its players or simply have its teams play with no boots at all. [...]

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By Meet and Greet La Tri - FIFA World Cup 2006 - Ecuador | February 22nd, 2006 at 8:29 am

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By I Love the Smell of Dribbling in the Morning - FIFA World Cup 2006 - Ecuador World Cup Team Blog | February 28th, 2006 at 6:34 am

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By Ecuador World Cup Roster! - FIFA World Cup 2006 - Ecuador World Cup Team Blog | May 9th, 2006 at 12:41 pm

[...] Here they are, the 23 nice-smelling men who will lead Ecuador into the World Cup this summer. Coach Luis Suarez has released the final World Cup roster, and there are a few surprises, most notably the inclusion of Ivan Kaviedes (which I consider a very good thing). Check out the full list after the jump. [...]

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