FEF to Distribute 15,000 WC Tickets

Sorry if you read the headline and thought, even for a moment, that YOU might be on the FEF’s distribution list. You’re not. The FEF is distributing the tickets to the big wigs of the clubs in Ecuador, and various other muckity-mucks, top bananas and majordomos. Luis Chiriboga, head of the FEF, is making the final decisions regarding the ticket allocations. Oh and Luis, I mean Mr. Chiriboga sir, if you’re reading this, the cynicism is all an act. Please email for a mailing address to which you can send me some tickets.