Ecuador Coach Suarez: 2nd Round or Bust

Ecuador Coach Luis Suarez, remaining undaunted in the wake of the phony-US-visa scandal, says that his team needs to make it to the second round of the World Cup. An appearance in the final 16 would be Ecuador’s best-ever performance. But once in the knockout stage, anything can happen:

As a minimum we have to get to the second round. After that, a ton of other goals will open up. This is what we want the people to understand.

There you have it, folks. The first recorded prediciton by a sitting coach for a “ton” of goals. Enjoy.