Ecuador Coach Suarez’ Secret Text Messages

Somebody got a new camera phone. /sing-song voice off/. I’ve come into possession of some photos from Ecuador Coach Luis Suarez’ current trip to Germany where he is inspecting the facilities and practice fields that will be available to La Tri this summer. One of those semi-exclusive photos is at right. After the jump, some of the text messages that were intercepted along with these very real photos.

DaCoach1: El Tin, what iz up?! U r totally my fav striker. U r the r0xx0r!!!
El_Tin: rofl!!! thankee

DaCoach1: Vinicio, duder, u cant b selling bogus visas.
V-Luna: Eye no, Luis. Prison is the suXX0r!!!!!1111

DaCoach1: Paris, its ovah. Im married & totally swamped with the WurldKup.
PH: I h8 it, but undastood. U r the bestest tho!
DaCoach1: Suarez 4 the w1n!!!!!1111oneoneone