Beer Dilemma Solved

Ok, so you’re at the stadium or at home with your friends and family watching Ecuador increase its lead over Germany to 2-0 when it suddenly becomes clear: everyone’s out of beer. Gasp! /faints/. So, who to send to snag the next round from the concession stand or refrigerator? May I humbly nominate Jefferson Perez, the Ecuadorian who has just won the South American speekwalking championship held in Bolivia. He’s super-fast, and he’s only walking so there’s no spillage. /dabs tears of joy from eyes/